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Is it really so hard to use proper grammar and punctuation? Come on.

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Nope. Sorry. I don't make the rules. Maybe she locked him in a room while she murdered you.

I'm serious. I just want pie. Can't a guy just want pie every now and then?

You know, I thought she was kind of weird, but you're definitely getting up there. Like almost the same level of weirdness.

I guess. Don't bring apple. Or do, if you want more pie for yourself.

How dare you. Putting all this tea back right now.

I was hoping it'd prompt you to say what kind of pie you want.

Oh no, what will I do now that I'll only have seventeen kinds?

"Don't bring apple" pretty much means "I'll eat anything but apple".

Uh huh. I'm not going to say I'm judging you.

Even rhubarb? Gross. Cherry it is.

Wait, no, cherry is worse.

Why don't you like good things?

What kind of pie do YOU want?

The texture is weird, all right?

Is there banana cream?

Who even are you.

Yes. Is that what you want?

Someone with good taste and a dislike for things that feel like cold eyeballs.

Yes. And the tea.

Don't ruin cherry pie for me. Oh my god. Why. I'm going to think that next time I eat it.

And the dog food.

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