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[outlines]

Is it really so hard to use proper grammar and punctuation? Come on.

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[frats]

How are you doing on food?

[outlines]

I should be good until Monday or Tuesday. I think Dodge is getting kind of low, though.

[frats]

Good. I'm coming over to eat all your food.
I'll bring dog food.

[outlines]

I take it back, I have no food. Zero food.

[frats]

Huh. Guess you and your brother will just starve.
Still coming over to hang out with your dog because we know the real reason I put up with you.

[outlines]

Dodge isn't accepting visitors who let their best friends starve. Sorry man, that sucks.

[viscous]

hey, i still want to read your natal chart to you. can we do that soon?
also, i have a gift.

[outlines]

Yeah, absolutely. Whenever you want. I don't have a whole lot going on.

You're going to have to be a little more specific about this gift thing.

[viscous]

you don't? and i thought your life kept you on the tip of your toes.

it's a surprise. so i can't say, but it's nice. you should try and keep it on you at all times.

[outlines]

Oh yeah, super thrilling.

Okay. Can it fit in my pocket? Or is this something I'm going to have to actually try to keep track of?

[ he says, as if he isn't somewhat obsessive when it comes to keeping track of his things. ]

[viscous]

it can definitely fit into your pocket.
or even could be made to hang from Dodge's collar.

[outlines]

You're killing me, Ives. If I was a cat, I'd be dead.

[viscous]

maybe, but cats have nine lives! :)
do you really want to know what it is?

[outlines]

You say that as if I haven't already lost eight of them growing up with Art.

I'll take a hint if you want to spare one. Dodge really wants to know, too.

[frats]

Lying to sour our friendship won't get you any food. It might get all your furniture moved an inch to the left though.

Dodge loves me.

[outlines]

That's a dick move, and not even a funny one.

Dodge loves you because you bring him food sometimes. It's also why I kind of like you, I guess.

Double dips and kisses ur hands

[ophthalmic]

Hey Arm Candy. How's it going?
You know where Noodles is?
It's important.

Life or death.

oh bless

[outlines]

Life or death as in his life or yours?

[viscous]

Art doesn't count, he's your family.

the only hint i can think of that won't give it away, is that it has different textures to it.

[frats]

It's funny and you know it. Besides if I was actually gonna do it I wouldn't warn you first. I'd just await your alarmed texts.

Like a good best friend.

So you're like a dog. Sounds about right. I should probably get you a flea collar.

[outlines]

I think that's why he DOES count. Or at the very least, why the loss of these many lives is so tragic, maybe.

That's the most useless hint you could possibly give me. Everything has a bunch of different textures. Come on, try again.

[ophthalmic]

Whichever gets you to text him asking him where he is without mentioning my name faster.

[outlines]

You are literally the worst in every way, Benz.

[outlines]

If it's your life on the line, you're probably better off asking the blind man for help instead of the brutish one, I'm just saying.

If it's his? Well, I get dibs on his phone and his most comfortable pair of shoes.

For real, though, how serious is this?

[frats]

And yet you still choose me to lay your affections on. What's that say about you?