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Is it really so hard to use proper grammar and punctuation? Come on.

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[frats]

It's funny and you know it. Besides if I was actually gonna do it I wouldn't warn you first. I'd just await your alarmed texts.

Like a good best friend.

So you're like a dog. Sounds about right. I should probably get you a flea collar.

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You are literally the worst in every way, Benz.

[frats]

And yet you still choose me to lay your affections on. What's that say about you?

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That I'm blind AND dumb.

[frats]

Nothing we didn't already know.

Kidding.

You sure you don't want me to bring you anything?

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Wow, zero defense. I may have gotten the shit end of the twinsies stick on almost every single level, but at least let me bask in the fact that I got the brains. I'm wounded.

I probably wouldn't be too disappointed if you showed up at my door with a couple of tea bags.

[frats]

Okay. Okay. You got the brains. Or at least more than Art.

Lev. You can't possibly need more tea.

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Way more than Art.

Yes, I possibly can. What am I supposed to do without variety?

[frats]

An easy feat it seems sometimes.

Drink the same freaking stuff.

Ok. Ok. Tea and dog food.

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Not helping, man.

Drinking the same tea over and over gets boring. Why can't you just let me have nice things?

[frats]

I'm your best friend, I'm supposed to give you the tough truths.

You're right. I rob you of everything nice. How could I be so cruel to think the thirty different teas you own aren't enough.

Any preference?

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No, you're supposed to drag Art at every chance to make me feel better. Solidarity, hello.

Wow, I don't have that much tea. Thirty different kinds is too many to keep organized. It's more like seventeen. You exaggerate too much.

Nothing with apple in it.

[frats]

[ Just for that he's going to find 13 different teas. Also he has to spoil his best friend sometimes. ]

You know you're 100x better than Art. Have you met him? You two kinda look similar and he's alright but you're you, man.

Oh, excuse me. Seventeen is definitely a normal amount of tea to have. You're doing great blending in with us humans. Tell your people under the sea that this is totally normal behavior.

What about pineapple?

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[ thirty is too many!!! there's not enough room in his cabinets for him to keep that many teas separated so he can find each one easily!!! ]

Careful now, I've heard that he's kind of ugly.

Does that make you Sebastian or Flounder? Scuttle, maybe.

Pineapple is fine. Pineapple is great.

[frats]

[ Mhmmmm. ]

Pretty sure that Aurora chick's opinion isn't unbiased. Don't worry, you're cute as a button, pinch-able cheeks and everything.

I'm the dashing human male.

I wouldn't go that far. Pineapple's alright.

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Try pinching my cheeks and see what happens. My teeth are sharp.

You mean the dashing human male who didn't think to give the mute a pen and paper so they could communicate? That human male?

Pineapple is better than apple, and therefore great in comparison. The rind is a little dramatic, but so are you and I put up with you, so.

[frats]

You'd have to be able to find my hands first. It's a risk I'm willing to take.

No. The one from another story. I feel like if I met a mute I'd definitely do a little better in that situation.

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I hope your phone read every A out loud to you. I am not dramatic and I am not like a pineapple.

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I take it back. You're not like a pineapple. Pineapples are so much better, you dick.

[frats]

I want you to know sometimes I switch are and you out for the letters. I want you to know that I do that, and you'll never know when I do it.

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If I never know then I'll never care.

But also, why would you want to stoop that low? There's nothing worse than poor grammar.

[ there are thousands of things worse than poor grammar, lev. you know this. ]

[frats]

But you know it happens now. Any you or are could be an unsuspecting letter.

You get your tighty whities twisted up in a knot over the weirdest things.

[outlines]

It's not weird. Wont and won't are two different words. Wont sounds like want. I'll and ill. He'll and hell. We're, were. Proper grammar and punctuation saves me the unnecessary confusion sometimes.

Excuse me for not wanting to get fucked around because using apostrophes and maybe a comma when it's necessary is apparently too difficult.

[frats]

How often do I fuck you around, Lev?

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I'm not talking about you. It's just not a weird thing to be particular about. Not to me.

[frats]

Dude, you're super weird but it's what I like about you. You were weird before you were blind and you know it.

It's why we get along.