Relax, I'm not checking out your serial killer girlfriend. She was wearing a tank top when she showed up. It's by her collar bone. Totally safe spot to notice okay.
I could. But that implies that that's not what's going on which is weird and alarming.
A. She's not my girlfriend. She's not flirting. Cut it out. B. Why do you assume a scar means she's been the cause of something, and not that she could have been a victim, or just in the wrong place at the wrong time?
A. That was two things but yeah, okay. We'll go with those. Sure. I'm convinced. Really. B. She doesn't seem like the victim type. She was harassing your brother like she didn't fear the dude and carrying a crowbar. Why do you just trust her?
Can we not argue semantics right now? And I'm not saying she IS a victim, just that you can't assume things about someone right off the bat. You don't know what that scar is from. But you could ask.
She hasn't given me a reason not to trust her. She also hasn't given me a reason TO trust her. I'm neutral.
It just is. I don't understand how he can be so fucking stupid sometimes.
Pass. I know you and that's good enough. But if she tries to stab you to death or bludgeon you to death, I want your last thoughts to be, "wow, Benji was right."
Is this a pie day? Should I get a pie too? We can eat the whole thing and hate the world.
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I could. But that implies that that's not what's going on which is weird and alarming.
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I'm pissed at Art. Like always.
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Exactly, so why is it making you grumpy?
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She hasn't given me a reason not to trust her. She also hasn't given me a reason TO trust her. I'm neutral.
It just is. I don't understand how he can be so fucking stupid sometimes.
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Uh huh. I'm definitely getting a neutral vibe off of you.
He does what he thinks is right, even if it is fucking stupid. Do you need me to give him a swirlie?
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No. That'll just piss him off even more and he'll just be extra shitty and I'm too exhausted to handle any more of his bullshit today.
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Is this a pie day? Should I get a pie too? We can eat the whole thing and hate the world.
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Tea AND pie? ... Is this a distraction? Like, not an Art's-an-Asshole-What's-New distraction.
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What would I be distracting from? That doesn't sound like me at all.
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It sounds exactly like you.
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Can't I just want pie?
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Did you do something? What did you do?
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Why do you just assume I did something? I didn't do anything.
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Ben Jamin.
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I'm serious. I just want pie. Can't a guy just want pie every now and then?
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I guess. Don't bring apple. Or do, if you want more pie for yourself.
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I was hoping it'd prompt you to say what kind of pie you want.
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"Don't bring apple" pretty much means "I'll eat anything but apple".
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Even rhubarb? Gross. Cherry it is.
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What kind of pie do YOU want?
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Is there banana cream?
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Yes. Is that what you want?
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Yes. And the tea.
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And the dog food.