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Is it really so hard to use proper grammar and punctuation? Come on.

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[frats]

I'm your best friend, I'm supposed to give you the tough truths.

You're right. I rob you of everything nice. How could I be so cruel to think the thirty different teas you own aren't enough.

Any preference?

[outlines]

No, you're supposed to drag Art at every chance to make me feel better. Solidarity, hello.

Wow, I don't have that much tea. Thirty different kinds is too many to keep organized. It's more like seventeen. You exaggerate too much.

Nothing with apple in it.

[frats]

[ Just for that he's going to find 13 different teas. Also he has to spoil his best friend sometimes. ]

You know you're 100x better than Art. Have you met him? You two kinda look similar and he's alright but you're you, man.

Oh, excuse me. Seventeen is definitely a normal amount of tea to have. You're doing great blending in with us humans. Tell your people under the sea that this is totally normal behavior.

What about pineapple?

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[ thirty is too many!!! there's not enough room in his cabinets for him to keep that many teas separated so he can find each one easily!!! ]

Careful now, I've heard that he's kind of ugly.

Does that make you Sebastian or Flounder? Scuttle, maybe.

Pineapple is fine. Pineapple is great.

[frats]

[ Mhmmmm. ]

Pretty sure that Aurora chick's opinion isn't unbiased. Don't worry, you're cute as a button, pinch-able cheeks and everything.

I'm the dashing human male.

I wouldn't go that far. Pineapple's alright.

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Try pinching my cheeks and see what happens. My teeth are sharp.

You mean the dashing human male who didn't think to give the mute a pen and paper so they could communicate? That human male?

Pineapple is better than apple, and therefore great in comparison. The rind is a little dramatic, but so are you and I put up with you, so.

[frats]

You'd have to be able to find my hands first. It's a risk I'm willing to take.

No. The one from another story. I feel like if I met a mute I'd definitely do a little better in that situation.

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I hope your phone read every A out loud to you. I am not dramatic and I am not like a pineapple.

[outlines]

I take it back. You're not like a pineapple. Pineapples are so much better, you dick.

[frats]

I want you to know sometimes I switch are and you out for the letters. I want you to know that I do that, and you'll never know when I do it.

[outlines]

If I never know then I'll never care.

But also, why would you want to stoop that low? There's nothing worse than poor grammar.

[ there are thousands of things worse than poor grammar, lev. you know this. ]

[frats]

But you know it happens now. Any you or are could be an unsuspecting letter.

You get your tighty whities twisted up in a knot over the weirdest things.

[outlines]

It's not weird. Wont and won't are two different words. Wont sounds like want. I'll and ill. He'll and hell. We're, were. Proper grammar and punctuation saves me the unnecessary confusion sometimes.

Excuse me for not wanting to get fucked around because using apostrophes and maybe a comma when it's necessary is apparently too difficult.

[frats]

How often do I fuck you around, Lev?

[outlines]

I'm not talking about you. It's just not a weird thing to be particular about. Not to me.

[frats]

Dude, you're super weird but it's what I like about you. You were weird before you were blind and you know it.

It's why we get along.

[outlines]

Come on, I'm probably like the least-weirdest person you know.

[ false. the weirdest. probably. ]

[frats]

Tough truths, buddy.

But I guess if I were comparing you to like... Art or Aurora - the weird girl he picked up outside like a tick. Sure. You're not weird compared to either of them.

[outlines]

She's not so bad. I kind of like her.

[frats]

That's because she flirts with you and annoys your brother.

How do you feel about decaf?

[outlines]

She doesn't flirt with me. You're right about Art, though.

I typically save it for the evenings but I still drink it. You'll just have to tell me what's what so I can sort it.

[frats]

You realize my eyes still work right? I'm pretty much always right.

Or it could always be a fun surprise.

[outlines]

Oh, do they? I had no idea.

Not all that fond of surprises, Benjamin.

[frats]

I'm just saying I can see when someone is flirting with you.

Wow, full name card? Really?

[outlines]

Perception doesn't only involve sight.

Yes, really. I could step it up to Mr. Reeves if you want.

[frats]

Oh, you're so right, *Arm Candy*.

Maybe it's a good thing she's flirting with you, you have been kinda grumpy lately. Pulling out the full name and now this?